i think i set a record…
It’s been, like, ten days since I’ve updated. And a lot of shizz has gone down, yo!
First piece of business- No matter what my friends say, I am not paranoid in relationships. I was broken up with last week. It turns out, leopards can’t change their spots and douche bags can’t change their douchebagery.
Next- I resume my job at the firm on June 1st. What, Larry having money? Yay! Unfortunately, I won’t be stationed at my usual desk with Renee and Natasha, but I can’t complain when I’m getting paid $15 / hour.
Last night was a SHIT SHOW. I went to see Sean’s apartment to find that he had forgotten I was coming over. Fortunately, all was made right again when he smoked me up. Then I headed over to Nzinga’s to find that she had ALSO forgotten I was coming over, but all was made right when she gave me a rum and coke. Suffice to say, today I’m hurting.
Now, the summer is beginning and I am single and ready to drink, er, I mean mingle…
